Tit Talk For Breast Cancer Awareness

There are so many great charity appeals – like Coppafeel & Race For Life – raising awareness & doing truly remarkable things to help beat cancer every single day.

With all the life-changingly wonderful things they do, the internet really doesn’t need me throwing my own identical, preachy hat in the ring – those beauties are all smashing it without me, & every healthy boob out there is eternally grateful for them.

Breast Cancer Awareness Month At My Local Health Centre

So, this Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I want us all to have a little fun while we save our tiddies. Or our wabs. Or our melons. Or however we choose to refer to our juiciest pair.

We have literally hundreds of slang terms for the ol’ jumper puppies! And this piques my attention for two reasons: 1) because of my interest in how the English language changes through regional dialect & 2) because just tits.

I’ve taken it upon myself to take a light hearted, sideways look at breast cancer & compile an extensive list of my 76 favourite bosom-based slang terms. Because, if we can’t smile for jubblies in the name of health, what even is life?

  1. Air Bags
  2. Babylons
  3. Bangers
  4. Baps
  5. Bazingas
  6. Bazookas
  7. Betty Boops
  8. Bewbs
  9. Bitty
  10. Bongos
  11. Boobies
  12. Boobs
  13. Bosoms
  14. Brad Pitts
  15. Breasticles
  16. Breasts
  17. Bristols
  18. Bristol Cities
  19. Bullets
  20. Bust
  21. Cans
  22. Chebs
  23. Chest
  24. Chesticles
  25. Coconuts
  26. Dirty Pillows
  27. Fiery Biscuits
  28. Fried Eggs
  29. Funbags
  30. Gazongas
  31. Jigglypuffs
  32. Jubblies
  33. Jugs
  34. Juicy Pear
  35. Jumper Puppies
  36. Headlamps
  37. Hooters
  38. Honker-Honkers
  39. Hot Cakes
  40. Hot Tamales
  41. Knockers
  42. Lady Lumps
  43. Lubadubs
  44. Mamories
  45. Mamory Glands
  46. Mams
  47. Maraccas
  48. Melons
  49. Milkers
  50. Mosquito Bites
  51. Norks
  52. Pointer Sisters
  53. Pompoms
  54. Puppies
  55. Rack
  56. Spaniels’ Ears
  57. Speed Bumps
  58. Tatas
  59. Tatty Bo Jangles
  60. Teats
  61. The Girls
  62. The Mitchell Brothers
  63. The Twins
  64. Tictacs On An Ironing Board
  65. Tidbits
  66. Tig Ol’ Biddies
  67. Tits
  68. Titties
  69. Tiddies
  70. Top Bollocks
  71. Torpedoes
  72. Udders
  73. Wabs
  74. Wah-Wahs
  75. Wangers
  76. Wasp Stings

I know my double-D dictionary hasnt inspired the world this Breast Cancer Awareness Month but I hope it has at least brought your girls to the forefront as a reminder to give yourself regular cheb checks.

Whether we view them as a source of womanhood, sexual pleasure, feeding devices or simply just mounds of chest fat, we all love a good bewb or two & I wish you & yours all the health & happiness.

Check boobs. Talk boobs. Love boobs!

Happy Breast Cancer Awareness Month.

What do you call your norks? What is your favourite or even least favourite tata word?

Dani | Mrs Crater x

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Tit Talk For Breast Cancer Awareness” was first published by Mrs Dani Crater on “The Unseasoned Wag” blog.

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